23 December, 2013
Why Santa Needs Big Data
Luckily for children everywhere, Santa is business savvy and has kept up on current technologies. As such, he realized that if he is to maintain his impeccable record of getting presents delivered on time, it was time to update his system to be faster, more efficient, and more agile to accommodate world growth (not to mention elf labor laws and unions are making it harder for Santa to squeeze everything he can out of the little fellas). Plus, he’s not about to trust a drone to do his work, because if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.